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graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

Anonymous asked:
Please don't fuck brownies

parkingstrange:

parkingstrange:

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handjob:

by e

handjob:

by e

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

Anonymous asked:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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