this show goes hord
#iconic moments in tv history
i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
Okay but look at this gif
Ignore the bottle, cover it with your finger if you want
Focus on his expression
how can anyone not like this website when it produces quality content like this
I’m up all night
thinking about how it would be to get lucky with you
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.